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The Jew and The Carrot: Introducing The Carrot

I am longish, and orangish. But I am not always straight, nor pointy, and sometimes I twist my way around rocks and roots, and come up entirely twisted.

Apparently, I am good for seeing things at night. But lest you spend the afternoon uprooting your neighbors vegetable garden in search of night vision, take note: I can only take you so far.