Making your own gefilte fish can be a smelly, life threatening business. But Tammy, the all-powerful hostess, gives us tips on how to make the jarred spammy stuff taste like homemade.

She also lights into Manaschewitz Everything Matzos for the following hechsher:

“Who the hell makes matzo that you can’t eat on Passover? How incredibly deceptive of Manischewitz! Do they really think anyone eats matzo by choice?”

For one, passover certification costs much more, and for those people who like to have a box of matza around so that they dont have to scrounge around for a second complete loaf of bread to complete the “two loaves” for shabbat it can sometimes be useful.
I recently had the same “what the heck” conversation, and the best insight that came out of it was this:
“[Not kosher l’Pesach matzah] is in exactly the same category as caffeine-free diet coke, or strippers wearing pasties: you’ve removed all of the point, so why do you even bother?”
Avtherav — it has nothing to do with a cheap hechsher — it contains MALT & thus will never be kosher l’Pesach unless we undo centuries of rabbinic tradition.
For what it’s worth, gefilte fish is not at all hard to make and homemade tastes a hundred times better. I only use ocean fish since I’ve always suspected Great Lakes fish to be at least mildly radioactive. And then I read the tapeworm thing…….eeeewww. If interested, you can read about my latest round of gefilte fish making here:
http://magpieeats.blogspot.com.....-fish.html