Rabbi: People are parve. Breast milk is parve. When you accidentally cut your finger while you’re cooking, it doesn’t make the dish fleishig. We’re parve.
Me: What about chicken? Why isn’t chicken parve?
Rabbi: Because it’s more like meat than it is like fish.
Me: When was the last time you milked a chicken?
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Just curious - when is the last time YOU saw a chicken swim?