(Comic: “You’re passionate about salad, aren’t you Miss Allen? Ballard Street)

For all of you worried about where your salad comes from, and what you should or shouldn’t put in it, and how often you should eat it, and if you should eat cold salad in the winter, and where you might get your vitamins if you don’t eat cold salad in the winter, and what kind of dressing goes on it and whether to splurge on that avocado or not (and granted, I fall into just about all of these categories) -

RELAX! It’s Adar - a joyful month! It’s all going to be okay.