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What Does a Vegan Zombie Eat?
Grainnns! Thanks to Saul Kaiserman for alerting us to our new favorite “potential” t-shirt over at Threadless. Of course, the obligatory follow up question is, what does a Jewish zombie eat? Chrainnnn?
4 Responses to “What Does a Vegan Zombie Eat?”
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Dennis Culver Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 11:42 amOy Brains!
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Eric Schulmiller Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 11:07 pmPruuuuuunnnnnns!!!
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Nella Says:
July 17th, 2008 at 5:05 amVegan zombies eat tofu, because it can be made to look like brains.
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Soy Candles Says:
October 23rd, 2008 at 7:11 pmI agree with Nella…once when I was in Beijing we were served a dish that I could have sworn was chicken only to find out it was tofu. Tofu can probably even be made to look like grains… Very funny!
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