
“Oh, there’s no blue cheese in it. We just call it blue cheese,” the diner waiter informed my mother with a perfectly straight face. It’s been a running joke in my family ever since.
Which brings me away from food for a moment to ask another question about Purim. (But don’t worry, we’ll get back to the food soon). Could it have been possible that the King did know Esther was Jewish? In these days of assimilation and intermarriage, it might be easy to believe someone could pick one woman out of a group and not know she is Jewish. But, everything I know and imagine about biblical Persia would indicate that Jews lived separately from their neighbors, and would have been recognizable by their looks, and perhaps clothing or even skin color. While I never thought I look particularly Jewish (and I know there are many different ways to “look Jewish”), I was recognized as such when walking down the street in Kyiv, Ukraine. In Ukraine Jews definitely stood out from the rest of the population. Wouldn’t it be the same in Persia?
Think of Michael Pollen’s advice to eat something your grandmother would have recognized as food. In those days, it was easy to see what was food and what was not. You could tell what was a chicken and what was a carrot, and no corporation was trying to sell you a carrot that was mashed, seasoned and colored to look like a chicken. Your grandmother, or King David, also likely would have recognized a Jew for a Jew. Separations between various cultures and peoples were more pronounced. (Please feel free to disagree with me completely in the comments!)

Terrific post! I plan on linking to it on my blog (heebnvegan.blogspot.com) at some point in the next week.
A lot of people have called meat analogs “transition foods for vegetarians,” and this makes sense for the routine-bound simple cook — just make a slightly altered version of your standard meal, and the initial adoption of a vegetarian diet becomes easy as can be. There’s merit to this.
But my dependence on processed soy-based mock meats shouldn’t have lasted a decade, as it did — that’s a long transition. I’ve cut back on them DRASTICALLY in the wake of reading Michael Pollan’s books, following The Jew & The Carrot, discovering a local farmers market, etc.
Still, there are times when I crave processed soy imitating meat. I rationalize to myself that it’s far better (from an ethical standpoint of what happens to animals) to have processed faux meats maybe twice a week than to eat animals, even if there are nutritional, environmental, etc., consequences. Plus, one of the arguments against dependence on soy-based mock meats is having variety in your diet, and I think that’s not an issue for me right now.
Why am I drawn to it? I think it’s habit, routine, taste preference, and familiarity. It brings back memories of the tastes I enjoyed in childhood. The texture is very appealing too.
So long as I don’t eat the mock meats too often, I think it’s a decent compromise (even though I sometimes say “Sorry, Michael Pollan!” when I do it). :-)
For what it’s worth … I’ve been in vegetarian advocacy circles for quite some time, and I’ve long noticed that male vegetarians tend to miss meat (and crave mock meat substitutes) much more than women do.
You must have inherited some of my mistrust of lots of those beans in deep drag!
But…
though they are marketed and named as “fake meats”, it must be nice to have the full variety of textures available in a vegetarian diet, in the same way we omnivores have the steak, chop, cold-cut and burger range. Still, I think I’d enjoy my mashed green-beans mixed with chopped walnuts more if it were called something like “summer pate” or “bean-nut butter” than “vegetarian chopped liver”; it would feel less contrived!
Michael – Thanks for your comments. Kudos on your efforts to cut down on actual meat products. The gender difference on fake meats would be interesting to explore… & thanks for the link to your blog, I’ll check it out!
And – thanks, mom!
Delilah
Michael and Elizabeth, I agree with both of you. We vegetarians are often called upon to explain why many of us but and consume faux meats – it is a legitimate question. But remember many meat-eaters consume cold cuts and lunch meats and other highly processed foods with lots of unhealthful ingredients – I just learned that there are dozens of different Kraft Lunchables which are full of preservatives, fat and sodium that are marketed to children and their parents who are too busy apparently to pack a lunch and the children become accustomed to the processed taste and don’t want wholesome food.
Elizabeth and everyone else,
Here is an easy vegan pate (I used to call it mock chopped liver until a longtime vegan freind said “you want me to eat something that tastes like a liver?”
The secret of the authentic taste is onions, sauteed very slowly, first in water and then in a bit of olive oil so that they carmelize. Do this while the lentils are cooking. Cook about two cups lentils, until soft. Add a piece of the sea veggie kombu for minerals, creaminess and reduction of gas. (good for all dried beans)No salt until they are done. In a food processor add the onions, drained lentils and walnuts (about two thirds lentils to one third walnuts). A large red onion and some shallots are a good combination. Process until smooth, season with sea salt, a bit of pepper if you like and a dash or two of good soy sauce. Simple and spectacular. Looks kind of plain though, so figure out an interesting garnish. Ring with olives, put parsley, red pepper slices or something else colorful on top. Serve with crackers, celery or romaine or endive “cups”.
Roberta – good point on the processed meats. And, thanks for the recipe!
Delilah,
Glad you like the comment and the recipe.
Great article! I’ve never understood the whole mock meat thing either, especially since they’re so highly processed.
Since I’ve been transitioning to a diet of raw, unprocessed plant-based foods, I’ve noticed there’s this whole faction of folks within the raw community who try to recreate “cooked” food. It’s crazy.
I think what it comes down to is that our food memories are highly emotional and most of us are looking to recreate those happy, comforting memories, whatever our dietary choices.
Great post. It does make things quite confusing (and food can be confusing enough. I am recalling our first foray into raw foods-at a little place in vegas circa 2001. My husband repeatedly asking the raw foods chef “So, if it doesnt have cheese, tomato sauce or flour, why are you calling it pizza?”
And I agree-most of the meat substitutes are pretty lame nutritionally…many have TVP and autolyzed yeast extract and other questionable flavorings…not so bad on occasionally, but somevegans/vegetarians eat them daily. One more reason to stick with the real thing, baby! (that’s not meant to be anti-veg in any way, btw!)
I’m always suspicious of the fake meats – there are a few vegetarian/vegan restaurants near me and a lot of their menu is fake-meat, like fake bbq skewers, etc. I’d really prefer to just know what it is, not what it isn’t! (Also one time I ordered veggie kung pao at a “veg friendly Chinese restaurant” near here and I think they gave us shrimp, or the fake shrimp was too accurately shrimpy and we freaked out)