The fabulous folks at Notschlock came up with the Jewish Food Pyramid T-Shirt, which plays off of the food pyramid that booted the concept of ”four food groups” out of collective consciousness in the early 1990s.
Notschlock’s Pyramid Picks:
Tier 1: bagels, matzah, matzah balls, pita.
Tier 2: Pickles, hummus, tzimmes, dill, figs
Tier 3: shmeers, cream cheese / gefilte fish, lox, pastrami on rye
Tier 4: gelt coins, schmaltz, jelly rings, latkes, blintzes

Brilliant!!
If only it were cheaper, and came in poster format…
Another great food t-shirt, slightly different tone:
that’s really funny. I have to agree with Eric — I’d love a poster of it. No mention of brisket? clearly a revision is in order!